Hi, my name's Orlando Garavito. Nine out of ten times, you'll be wrong about me. Nine out of ten times, I'll be right about you. I don't want to be famous, I want to be infamous. I don't want to be popular, I want to be notorious.
Ask me anything
And sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in.
Sense and Sensibility
(Penguin Classics, 2003)